Music: My Top 10 Arctic Monkeys Songs (In No Particular Order)

I went to go and see the Arctic Monkeys the other weekend and let me tell you now they were earth shatteringly, heart stoppingly, boner inducingly UNREAL. 

Video: DM Pranks Is Pretty Funny

Ever since Pennywise The Clown in Stephen King's IT these jovial, makeup covered individuals have had a bad rap. I mean, when have you ever actually heard of a clown killing someone? Well, apart from John Wayne Gacy of course... Recently the evil clown persona has seen a bit of a resurgence with the strangely intriguing Northampton Clown making random appearances and now this video from DM Pranks.

Music: CLAIRE - Games

More summer vibes on this tune by CLAIRE. Put this on loud in your car and drive along with the windows down, in the sun. I defy you not to enjoy it. 

Top Five: Ways The Human Race Has Been More Screwed Than It Is Now

Whatever you do, DON'T WATCH THE NEWS! As soon as you switch on any mainstream channel you are immediately beset by tales of woe and misery from all over the world. War this, disease that and famine something or other. If you believe everything you read we're simultaneously dealing with a housing crisis and property bubble. People aren't eating enough fruit but if they do their teeth will fall out. We're in desperate need of more fuel but if we start fracking our tap water will explode. So on, so on and... so on.

Music: Biggie and Tupac Freestyle

Anyone that knows me will appreciate my love for the Notorious B.I.G. I also like Pac's music but not quite as much. So imagine my joy when @seany_kav pointed me in the direction of the following video. Both of them absolutely kill it. R.I.P B.I.G and Pac, in the immortal words of Biggie 'Can't we just all get along?'

Music: Glass Animals - Pools

Massive summer vibes on this track. Just need the facking weather now! Enjoy.

Fuck That: Great White Shark Eats Boat

'Hey, why don't we go out on a part inflatable boat and entice a huge, sharp toothed, angry eyed Great White Shark to come near it?!' Most of us normal, even slightly intelligent folks wouldn't think this is a good idea. Not these fellas though. 

Faith In Humanity: Restored

Anybody that knows me will also be aware I have a lot of distain for people, of all those people Americans often take the biscuit. Their constant sabre rattling and politicians bloodthirsty diatribes are tiresome, refusal to believe in evolution staggering and ability to be the fattest country on the planet annoying (why do they have to be the best at loads of stuff, can’t they just let us be the fattest country in the world?! We’re trying really hard!)

TV/Film: Previews - Godzilla Is Back

Reboot appears to be the buzzword in cinema of late. And whilst it seems every superhero and his dog has had their franchise half heartedly kick started with CGI heavy, storyline thin movies over the last few years the reboot we all wanted to see eluded us. Until now that is.

Why I'm Gutted FRONT is Over

It's not really new news but in case you didn't know the best magazine in the world is over. Yes, fucking FRONT has ended. This is terrible, terrible news for anyone that likes tits, ass, tattoos, hilarious writing, new music, gaming, films and booze. Oh, so every lad and most girls then!

Top Five: Ways The Floods Have Brought Out The Worst In People

Winter has been incredibly mild this year. Some days...

I've almost been warm, in January! This is great news for people like me who don't live near to any main water sources or in any type of indent. It's not so great for the others though. Since January the country has been slowly filling up thanks to the highest level of rainfall for 250 years. Although some good things have come of this pretty dire situation a lot of bad has also reared its ugly head. Here are five ways in which this bad manifested itself.

Gaming: Why Outlast is the Scariest Game I've Ever Played

As a man have you ever been so scared...

by something you've seen on a TV screen that you let out an audible yelp? I hadn't, until a few weeks ago. Then I downloaded Outlast. I'd seen a few mentions of it on IGN, Twitter etc and the fact it was completely free meant I had nothing to lose by downloading it. So I did. 

Girls: Kate Upton, a Bikini & Zero Gravity

There are two things every lad (and some ladies) know are amazing, zero gravity and Kate Upton in a bikini. But what happens when these two things combine? Beautiful, bouncy magic.

Written by Ryan Hill

Lifestyle: Hilly's Tips - How To Care For Your Beard

I've started growing a beard. It's been an emotional journey...

that began during the Christmas holidays. I just decided to stop shaving over the festive period, I'm not really sure why but I'm very glad I did. Due to personal reasons (the fact I wanted to leave my job and had to undergo a few interviews) my face fuzz always had to be sheared before it could reach a substantial level.

TV/Film: Review - Her

I was pretty intrigued when I saw the trailer for Her. I rate Juaoquin Phoenix as an actor, I thought he was particularly sick playing Johnny Cash in Walk The Line. Throw in Scarlett Johanson as the sultry, yet admitedly disembodied, Samantha and add to that writing and directing from Spike Jonze (of Wolf of Wall Street and Where The Wild Things Are fame) and as far as I was concerned they were onto a winner.

I've been gone a long time...

Almost two years to be precise. But now I've decided I want to start doing some writing in my own time again (if I just write for work I think I run the danger of losing a personal voice). So I'm going to start writing stuff and putting it here again. You can read it if you want. Anyway, someone told me it was Valentines Day the other day? So here's a picture of a heart <3

TV/Film: How Not To… Remake The Inbetweeners

I have no words that can express my disgust and hatred for this trailer and for the idea of remaking The Inbetweeners in the first place. MTV has fucked up massively on this one. Watch and try not to put your fist through your computer screen and then go on a murderous rampage in sheer fury.

Lifestyle: Wankered Wednesdays - The Harpoon

For all you lads that are going whaling on a hot summers night I present to you The Harpoon, bit fruity but just eat the glass once you’ve finished it and no one will doubt your bollocks.

You will need: 1½ oz vodka, ½ oz orange liqueur, ¼ oz lime juice, a dash of cranberry juice and a
slice of lime (if you’re into decorating your drinks… I sincerely hope you’re not)

To prepare: 1. Add the dash of cranberry juice and pour the liquors and lime juice into mixing glass.
2. Shake briskly and pour into martini glass.
3. Add slice of lime to garnish. (Only carry out step 3 if you’re making it for a lady friend or want it to be your last drink on this mortal earth)

Now enjoy your night of whaling with your Harpoon in hand.

Music: Song Of The Moment – The XX – Angels

This song is everything you expect and more from The XX, so mellow it makes it makes MOS Chilled seem like DnB Arena. It’s definitely wet my appetite for their new album, see what you think.

Top Five: Best Things About Being Home After Uni

So after graduating the other day I’ve sat back and tried, and I mean really tried, to see the silver lining of the dark stormy cloud of uni blues. I came to the conclusion that, although it is mostly horribly depressing, being home isn’t all bad. So here’s my Top Five reasons that returning home is decent.

5. The Self Stocking Fridge
Gone are the days when you would sleepily stumble to your fridge in the morning and open it only to be greeted by a similarly forlorn sight as above. Back when I was at uni I was forced into eating such twisted concoctions as super noodles, beans and mayo. Or how about salmon, mayo and Tabasco? There was also the horribly dark night when in a drunken stupor I ate completely black chips and mustard. Now however I, and you, are welcomed by carton upon carton of OJ and milk, unlimited slices of ham, more condiments than you could shake a stick at and other assorted delicacies.

The best thing about it all though? It keeps refilling, over and over again. Like, it never stops. Whenever it looks close to depleting the food fairy swoops in and replenishes the shelves allowing you to continue to munch your way into oblivion.