Lifestyle: Munch Mondays - Holy Fuck They’re Hot Nachos

Hungry? Like having your mouth so insanely hot you can feel your pulse in your tongue? Then try this recipe. Caution: If you think it’s hot on the way in you wait till it makes a break for freedom out of the other end. You will need:

Lifestyle: Munch Mondays – Chicken Chow Mein Stir-Fry

That time of the week again (yes I hadn’t forgotten despite my recent absence) and we’re gunna try a stir fry. Again it’s so easy, even my housemates can cook this, and tasty as fuck. Pretty healthy too, which is more than you can say about a few of the recipes I’ve put up. So you will need:

Lifestyle: Munch Mondays – Steak & Chips

Another ridiculously easy meal for all you people who don’t know a hob from a spatula. Not the cheapest but it’s always nice to treat yourself every now and then isn’t it. If you fuck this up then I honestly think there’s no hope for you, just saying. Let’s get straight to the point, you need:

Lifestyle: Munch Mondays – Smoked Mackerel Carbonara

Another Monday (well almost, soz) and another dead easy recipe for you to cook. This one is even simpler than the Chilli and much quicker so if you somehow manage to fuck this up then it’s safe to say you shouldn’t even be allowed within 10 feet of a pair of safety scissors let alone dangerous elements such as fire. Now it’s also a bit of a two parter as well, Carbonara sauce is sooo easy to make but also dead cheap in the shops so it’s up to you what you wanna do (bearing in mind the ones in the shop almost always come with bacon in them already, wont work for this recipe unless you fancy a bit of surf and turf.) For the sake of it I’m also gunna tell you how to make the sauce. So first off to make the sauce you will need:

Lifestyle: Munch Mondays – Chili Con Carne

Another new thread here, Munch Mondays is gunna be a new recipe every Monday that’s proper tasty and easy to cook. However, it wont have any of those flowery words that you find in most recipes like ‘dice’ or ‘wash’, it’ll be straight to the point. No better one to start on than Chili, one of my most favourite meals. So you will need (Serves 4 btw):