Music: Glass Animals - Pools

Massive summer vibes on this track. Just need the facking weather now! Enjoy.

Fuck That: Great White Shark Eats Boat

'Hey, why don't we go out on a part inflatable boat and entice a huge, sharp toothed, angry eyed Great White Shark to come near it?!' Most of us normal, even slightly intelligent folks wouldn't think this is a good idea. Not these fellas though. 

Faith In Humanity: Restored

Anybody that knows me will also be aware I have a lot of distain for people, of all those people Americans often take the biscuit. Their constant sabre rattling and politicians bloodthirsty diatribes are tiresome, refusal to believe in evolution staggering and ability to be the fattest country on the planet annoying (why do they have to be the best at loads of stuff, can’t they just let us be the fattest country in the world?! We’re trying really hard!)