I've been gone a long time...

Almost two years to be precise. But now I've decided I want to start doing some writing in my own time again (if I just write for work I think I run the danger of losing a personal voice). So I'm going to start writing stuff and putting it here again. You can read it if you want. Anyway, someone told me it was Valentines Day the other day? So here's a picture of a heart <3

TV/Film: How Not To… Remake The Inbetweeners

I have no words that can express my disgust and hatred for this trailer and for the idea of remaking The Inbetweeners in the first place. MTV has fucked up massively on this one. Watch and try not to put your fist through your computer screen and then go on a murderous rampage in sheer fury.

Lifestyle: Wankered Wednesdays - The Harpoon

For all you lads that are going whaling on a hot summers night I present to you The Harpoon, bit fruity but just eat the glass once you’ve finished it and no one will doubt your bollocks.

You will need: 1½ oz vodka, ½ oz orange liqueur, ¼ oz lime juice, a dash of cranberry juice and a
slice of lime (if you’re into decorating your drinks… I sincerely hope you’re not)

To prepare: 1. Add the dash of cranberry juice and pour the liquors and lime juice into mixing glass.
2. Shake briskly and pour into martini glass.
3. Add slice of lime to garnish. (Only carry out step 3 if you’re making it for a lady friend or want it to be your last drink on this mortal earth)

Now enjoy your night of whaling with your Harpoon in hand.