Lifestyle: Wankered Wednesdays - Hole In One

No backstory for this one, it’s probably got something to do with golf. It’ll get you proper wankered though!

You will need: 1oz Scotch Whisky, 3/4oz Vermouth, 1/4tsp of Lemon Juice and 1 dash Orange Bitters.

To prepare: 1. Put all the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice and shake.
2. Strain into a glass and serve.

Please drink respo ha who am I kidding, get paraletic and have a scrap or something.