March 03, 2012

March 01, 2012

Lifestyle: Wankered Wednesdays - Hole In One

Hole In One

No backstory for this one, it’s probably got something to do with golf. It’ll get you proper wankered though!

You will need: 1oz Scotch Whisky, 3/4oz Vermouth, 1/4tsp of Lemon Juice and 1 dash Orange Bitters.

To prepare: 1. Put all the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice and shake.
2. Strain into a glass and serve.

Please drink respo ha who am I kidding, get paraletic and have a scrap or something.

February 28, 2012

Music: Album Review: High Contrast–The Agony And The Ecstasy

I have always been a fan of High Contrasts music, he was my introduction to Drum & Bass when I first heard his remix of Adele’s Hometown Glory and hasn’t left my side since. His previous albums have never disappointed but in my opinion this is his strongest release to date. The songs go from upbeat club dub to more ethereal songs. His use of female vocalists Selah Corbin, Liane Carroll and Clare Maguire all add to the beauty of his music and his collaboration with Tiesto & Underworld is an outstanding piece of music.

February 27, 2012

Lifestyle: Munch Mondays – Chicken Chow Mein Stir-Fry

That time of the week again (yes I hadn’t forgotten despite my recent absence) and we’re gunna try a stir fry. Again it’s so easy, even my housemates can cook this, and tasty as fuck. Pretty healthy too, which is more than you can say about a few of the recipes I’ve put up. So you will need:

Top Five: Ways In Which The World Fucks You Over On A Daily Basis

I’m in a rather pessimistic mood today, the metaphorical Sword of Damocles has been hanging over my head for a few weeks, and so I got to thinking about how no matter what you do with your day you will always get screwed by something. So here’s my top five:

5. Dropping Things

This happens to me every day, EVERY day (maybe not on the scale of Sergio Ramos dropping the Copa Del Ray under a moving bus but still). When it’s a knife or a fork it’s like water off a ducks back, I’ll just pick it up and carry on with my business. Sometimes it’ll be a quid that you have to stand there and watch solemnly as it trundles down the path and then throws itself into the nearest drain, that will force an audible complaint from most. It starts to get upsetting when foods brought into play, for example when you’re trying to save on washing so you use the pizza box as a plate and you slide the pizza out of the oven onto the box but the box crumples under the weight and the pizza flops face down onto the kitchen floor!!!! But there seems to be days where the greater forces want things to get proper tasty, when as if by magic your phone throws itself from your firm grip towards the nearest pint/sink/bin/oven/cliff/oncoming motorcycle/tire fire etc etc.

February 26, 2012

An Apology

I owe you all an apology. I have been terribly lacking in my posting lately and for that I am sorry. It’s getting to crunch time with the Uni work now (got less than a month to do my dissertation etc) so that’s taking precedent over this at the moment (which is a shame because I do enjoy doing this blog.) To make up for it here’s some tits and there will be more posts coming. I hope you can all forgive me.

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