Another Sincere Apology

Once again I have failed you all, my third year university workload became too much and my blogging fell at the wayside as I tried to get a degree. With all my work now handed in and most likely failed I can safely say I’ve got enough time to start blogging again, I really hope that doesn’t change when I enter the big bad world and get *gulp* a proper job. So, yeah, I’m sorry and will try and bring you some more stuff to read from now on. Seeing as my last apology contained a picture of Kitty Lea’s tits you can have one of her arse this time, thank me later.

The Top Five Levels Of Drunkness

Seeing as I spend a fair bit of my life on the sauce I’ve decided to document the top five levels of drunkness I experience so you don’t have to make the same mistakes. Or more likely you can read about them, think they sound awesome and try them yourselves, it’s your call.

1. Fresh To Death
Normally just post shower, you look good, you smell good, the beer is cold and pre-drinks beckons. This is the one or two can mark, coherent speech is as easy as ever (you’re still not particularly good at it though), you can walk around without bumping into shit (most of the time) and you’re only seeing one drink in your hand.

Lifestyle: Munch Mondays - Holy Fuck They’re Hot Nachos

Hungry? Like having your mouth so insanely hot you can feel your pulse in your tongue? Then try this recipe. Caution: If you think it’s hot on the way in you wait till it makes a break for freedom out of the other end. You will need: